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My RW got injured because of a tackle in a cup game today. The doctor did a diagnosis and result was - Gastroenteritis Haha How can you get tackled and get Gastroenteritis. Unless their defender was carrying a vial of virus sneakily into the field to spray on opposing player. Now that I think about it, the team name was 'Chicken United FC' and player was 'chickenking'. Swine flu... Swine Flu.... everyone run, SM has Swine flu!!!! |
19/01/2012 23:42 |
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he got kicked in the stomach. cleat penetrated the skin and infected him with some very aggressive strain of stomach flu. So obvious! i will have to watch my players if i run into that chicken. |
19/01/2012 23:50 |
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bunkr said: My RW got injured because of a tackle in a cup game today. The doctor did a diagnosis and result was - Gastroenteritis Haha How can you get tackled and get Gastroenteritis. Unless their defender was carrying a vial of virus sneakily into the field to spray on opposing player. Now that I think about it, the team name was 'Chicken United FC' and player was 'chickenking'. Swine flu... Swine Flu.... everyone run, SM has Swine flu!!!! Remind me to not play in your division. I'd like to keep my players in good health. |
20/01/2012 01:22 |
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bunkr said: My RW got injured because of a tackle in a cup game today. The doctor did a diagnosis and result was - Gastroenteritis Haha How can you get tackled and get Gastroenteritis. Unless their defender was carrying a vial of virus sneakily into the field to spray on opposing player. Now that I think about it, the team name was 'Chicken United FC' and player was 'chickenking'. Swine flu... Swine Flu.... everyone run, SM has Swine flu!!!! i dont want my player to die.....  @ plz bann tht manager for using bio-chemicle weapon inside a public area |
20/01/2012 01:24 |
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bunkr said: My RW got injured because of a tackle in a cup game today. The doctor did a diagnosis and result was - Gastroenteritis Haha How can you get tackled and get Gastroenteritis. Unless their defender was carrying a vial of virus sneakily into the field to spray on opposing player. Now that I think about it, the team name was 'Chicken United FC' and player was 'chickenking'. Swine flu... Swine Flu.... everyone run, SM has Swine flu!!!! Wouldn't that be Bird Flu. |
20/01/2012 01:41 |
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hewhoamareismyself said: bunkr said: My RW got injured because of a tackle in a cup game today. The doctor did a diagnosis and result was - Gastroenteritis Haha How can you get tackled and get Gastroenteritis. Unless their defender was carrying a vial of virus sneakily into the field to spray on opposing player. Now that I think about it, the team name was 'Chicken United FC' and player was 'chickenking'. Swine flu... Swine Flu.... everyone run, SM has Swine flu!!!! Wouldn't that be Bird Flu. dont know,dont care...what i know is MY FLU havent subside...any1 got remedies to cure it ? |
20/01/2012 18:41 |
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Mine suffered a tackle but got an hangover  |
20/01/2012 20:46 |
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CSM10 said: Mine suffered a tackle but got an hangover Don't You see? The paramedics forgot to pack Tylenol, so they gave him a bottle of vodka as a painkiller. |
20/01/2012 20:50 |
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...and today my LW got tacked and forced into a hangover. I wonder if my doctor is really a doctor |
20/01/2012 22:12 |
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