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You are highly welcome to our joke room.......thanks | 25/08/2015 00:55 |
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KITFAITH JOKE'S .............................(1)...................................... An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father." The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed." KINDLY QUOTE AND DROP YOUR COMMENT Edited by kitfaith 25-08-2015 01:28 |
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KITFAITH JOKES ................................(2)................................ So little kitfaith's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with kitfaith unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, kitfaith raises his hand and says "teacher, I will bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, kitfaith makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she is not wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I will get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed kitfaith that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he will see your pussy before the end of the day!" PLEASE QUOTE AND DROP YOUR COMMENT Edited by kitfaith 25-08-2015 01:29 |
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kitfaith said: KITFAITH JOKES ................................(2)................................ So little kitfaith's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with kitfaith unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, kitfaith raises his hand and says "teacher, I will bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, kitfaith makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she is not wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I will get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed kitfaith that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he will see your pussy before the end of the day!" PLEASE QUOTE AND DROP YOUR COMMENT Edited by kitfaith 25-08-2015 01:29 lol |
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KITFAITH JOKES .................................(3).................................. Little kitfaith was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "kitfaith, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied kitfaith, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little kitfaith says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little kitfaith, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." KINDLY QUOTE AND POST YOUR COMMENT |
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RIDDLE- WHAT ENDS EVERYTHING |
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JOKE LAUGH YOUR MEMORY AWAY TITLED; GOING TO HEAVEN a boy was instructed by his mother before going for sunday service to come home immediately after service. During congregation the preacher asked how many people wants to go to heaven? everyone raised their hands except the boy a man sitting beside him asked why didnt you raised your hand dont you want to go to heaven? The boy said NO my mummy said i should come home immediately after the service. |
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Riddle I AM SOMETHING I GO THROUGH GRASSES WHAT AM I? | 25/08/2015 19:25 |
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IF YOU HAVE ME YOU WANT TO SHARE ME, IF YOU SHARE ME YOU HAVENT GOTTEN ME WHAT AM I? | 25/08/2015 19:27 |
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H.duckworth said: IF YOU HAVE ME YOU WANT TO SHARE ME, IF YOU SHARE ME YOU HAVENT GOTTEN ME WHAT AM I? Money/Knowledge |
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